Assignment

Tis a favourite project of mine, 
A new value of pi to assign. 
I would fix it at 3,
 For it's simpler, you see, 
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9
Another fav project of mine,
 a new value of g i shall assign
,i wud fix it at 10 metres per second square
 coz 9.81 just doesn't seem fair !
A value of G i shall assign
to prove that gravity is created not just divine
it will be equal to the sum of roots ,
of the remainder of the product of apple like fruits
a value of k i shall i assign,
this value shall be divine
it wont be a number it wont have a name
it will be supernatural and put other constants to shame