Tis a favourite project of mine,
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's simpler, you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9
Another fav project of mine,
a new value of g i shall assign
,i wud fix it at 10 metres per second square
coz 9.81 just doesn't seem fair !
A value of G i shall assign
to prove that gravity is created not just divine
it will be equal to the sum of roots ,
of the remainder of the product of apple like fruits
a value of k i shall i assign,
this value shall be divine
it wont be a number it wont have a name
it will be supernatural and put other constants to shame
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
UN best poem of the Year 2008
(This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2008,
Written by an African Kid.)
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
Written by an African Kid.)
When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black
And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?
Ferrari leaving F1?
After weeks of intense behind-the-scenes manoeuvring in which Luca Di Montezemolo, the Ferrari president, has sought to lead the charge against the FIA, motor sport’s governing body, and Max Mosley, its president, the board of the Italian car manufacturer said that it will not enter next year’s World Championship unless plans for a voluntary £40 million budget cap are changed. The company said that it wanted the same rules in place for all the teams, stability of technical regulations and progress on cutting costs along the lines proposed by the Formula One Teams Association (FOTA), which is led by Di Montezemolo and which has favoured a more cautious approach to budget-trimming.
“If these indispensable principles are not respected, and if the regulations adopted for 2010 will not change, then Ferrari does not intend to enter its cars in the next Formula One World Championship,” the company said.
Referring to the FIA’s World Motor Sport Council meeting on April 29, which approved the 2010 regulations, the Ferrari statement added:
“Although this meeting was originally called only to examine a disciplinary matter, the decisions taken mean that, for the first time ever in Formula One, the 2010 season will see the introduction of two different sets of regulations based on arbitrary technical rules and economic parameters. The board considers that if this is the regulatory framework for Formula One in the future, the reasons underlying Ferrari’s uninterrupted participation in the World Championship over the last 60 years . . . would come to a close.”
Ferrari are not alone in threatening to leave Formula One or, at least, not to enter next year’s championship by the deadline imposed by the FIA of May 29. Toyota and Red Bull have said that they will not take part next year unless the rules are changed, but they did so with far less fanfare than the Scuderia.
An interesting fact about Ferrari, it was started as a company solely to promote racing drivers by Enzo Ferrari and later on ventured into manufacturing racing cars and eventually into high performance cars. With a history rich in motorsports such as Ferrari they have every reason to feel cheated. A company with the reputation for producing F1 greats of both kinds: Man and Machine.
They have achieved the pinnacle of technical expertise and the developments on track have found their way on to road cars sooner rather than later. The advanced aerodynamics of modern day cars vis-à-vis the box shaped wagons of yester year. Motorsports gives manufactures the technical freedom to experiment within limits in a bid to produce the ultimate machine which possesses both speed and stamina.
Ferrari seems to have been irritated by the constant rule changes by the FIA. They seem to be taking the fun out of racing and are moving to a more standardized F1.The budget caps may make sense in the recession but look at the impact on high performance car manufacturers such as Ferrari and McLaren. The main problem with these rule changes is that they are not binding on all teams and many of them don’t make sense.
An engine without a rev limit does not make sense when you will not be allowed to refuel during a race.
Unlimited out of season testing defeats the very purpose of cost cutting.
These rules may be aimed at standardizing F1 so that no team has an unfair advantage but isn’t there a separate division known as A1 GP for such people.F1 has been the cornerstone for development in motorsports and budget cuts and standardization is simply giving a handicap to smaller teams while binding the performance of bigger and better teams. Instead of asking manufacturers to push the limits FIA seems to be interested in acting as a surrogate mother for smaller teams protecting them from the Big Daddies of F1.
The new rules sound as if they were propounded by recession hit billionaires who have now turned into Millionaires. It is time that Bernie and Max get down to business and take a decision on where they want F1 to head, a step back to make it more like street racing and A1 GP or to be a benchmark in the field of motorsports to be looked up to with awe and respect.
“If these indispensable principles are not respected, and if the regulations adopted for 2010 will not change, then Ferrari does not intend to enter its cars in the next Formula One World Championship,” the company said.
Referring to the FIA’s World Motor Sport Council meeting on April 29, which approved the 2010 regulations, the Ferrari statement added:
“Although this meeting was originally called only to examine a disciplinary matter, the decisions taken mean that, for the first time ever in Formula One, the 2010 season will see the introduction of two different sets of regulations based on arbitrary technical rules and economic parameters. The board considers that if this is the regulatory framework for Formula One in the future, the reasons underlying Ferrari’s uninterrupted participation in the World Championship over the last 60 years . . . would come to a close.”
Ferrari are not alone in threatening to leave Formula One or, at least, not to enter next year’s championship by the deadline imposed by the FIA of May 29. Toyota and Red Bull have said that they will not take part next year unless the rules are changed, but they did so with far less fanfare than the Scuderia.
An interesting fact about Ferrari, it was started as a company solely to promote racing drivers by Enzo Ferrari and later on ventured into manufacturing racing cars and eventually into high performance cars. With a history rich in motorsports such as Ferrari they have every reason to feel cheated. A company with the reputation for producing F1 greats of both kinds: Man and Machine.
They have achieved the pinnacle of technical expertise and the developments on track have found their way on to road cars sooner rather than later. The advanced aerodynamics of modern day cars vis-à-vis the box shaped wagons of yester year. Motorsports gives manufactures the technical freedom to experiment within limits in a bid to produce the ultimate machine which possesses both speed and stamina.
Ferrari seems to have been irritated by the constant rule changes by the FIA. They seem to be taking the fun out of racing and are moving to a more standardized F1.The budget caps may make sense in the recession but look at the impact on high performance car manufacturers such as Ferrari and McLaren. The main problem with these rule changes is that they are not binding on all teams and many of them don’t make sense.
An engine without a rev limit does not make sense when you will not be allowed to refuel during a race.
Unlimited out of season testing defeats the very purpose of cost cutting.
These rules may be aimed at standardizing F1 so that no team has an unfair advantage but isn’t there a separate division known as A1 GP for such people.F1 has been the cornerstone for development in motorsports and budget cuts and standardization is simply giving a handicap to smaller teams while binding the performance of bigger and better teams. Instead of asking manufacturers to push the limits FIA seems to be interested in acting as a surrogate mother for smaller teams protecting them from the Big Daddies of F1.
The new rules sound as if they were propounded by recession hit billionaires who have now turned into Millionaires. It is time that Bernie and Max get down to business and take a decision on where they want F1 to head, a step back to make it more like street racing and A1 GP or to be a benchmark in the field of motorsports to be looked up to with awe and respect.
Work Karma
Instead of Astrological Signs, how about these .. What's Your Business Sign?
1. MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.
2. SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.
3. TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
4. ENGINEERING To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories:
(1)things that need to be fixed, and (2)things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
No engineer looks at a television remote control without wondering what it would take to turn it into a Rocket Launcher. No engineer can take a shower without wondering if some sort of Teflon coating would make showering unnecessary. To the engineer, the world is a toy box full of sub-optimized and feature-poor toys.
5. ACCOUNTING The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
6. HUMAN RESOURCES Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.
7. MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."
8. SENIOR MANAGEMENT (See above - Same sign, different title)
9. CUSTOMER SERVICE Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.
10. CONSULTANT Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.
11. RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" As a "person" that profits from the success of others, most people who actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.
12. PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.
13. GOVERNMENT WORKER Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO POSTAL".
14.LAWYER a.k.a. LIAR : Expert at fleecing money from all of the above.No accurate knowledge of any of the professions mentioned above or about their own for that matter.They spend their college life doing nothing and love to take out their frustration on each other in the courts.The good lawyer is the great salesman.He is not a lawyer who can’t take two sides.No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively cleaner fingernails.
15. DOCTOR: A person who cures ur ills with pills only to kill u later with his bills. The master of Disguise. The person who lies at ur face and u can do nothing about it.For them every sick body is an ATM.
Examples :
Will it hurt? No. it wont.
Will I feel better after this? Of course my dear.
These ppl studied the most during college. Stayed up late during Exams. Experimented with all available drugs on themselves. Their saga of studies is never ending. By the time they are done with their studies they become bald and old. This is the reason they are Cranky and waiting for a chance to get back at the big bad evil world
1. MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.
2. SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can "concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.
3. TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
4. ENGINEERING To the engineer, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories:
(1)things that need to be fixed, and (2)things that will need to be fixed after you've had a few minutes to play with them. Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems. Normal people don't understand this concept; they believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
No engineer looks at a television remote control without wondering what it would take to turn it into a Rocket Launcher. No engineer can take a shower without wondering if some sort of Teflon coating would make showering unnecessary. To the engineer, the world is a toy box full of sub-optimized and feature-poor toys.
5. ACCOUNTING The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
6. HUMAN RESOURCES Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.
7. MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."
8. SENIOR MANAGEMENT (See above - Same sign, different title)
9. CUSTOMER SERVICE Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.
10. CONSULTANT Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.
11. RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" As a "person" that profits from the success of others, most people who actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.
12. PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.
13. GOVERNMENT WORKER Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. They usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO POSTAL".
14.LAWYER a.k.a. LIAR : Expert at fleecing money from all of the above.No accurate knowledge of any of the professions mentioned above or about their own for that matter.They spend their college life doing nothing and love to take out their frustration on each other in the courts.The good lawyer is the great salesman.He is not a lawyer who can’t take two sides.No brilliance is required in law, just some common sense and relatively cleaner fingernails.
15. DOCTOR: A person who cures ur ills with pills only to kill u later with his bills. The master of Disguise. The person who lies at ur face and u can do nothing about it.For them every sick body is an ATM.
Examples :
Will it hurt? No. it wont.
Will I feel better after this? Of course my dear.
These ppl studied the most during college. Stayed up late during Exams. Experimented with all available drugs on themselves. Their saga of studies is never ending. By the time they are done with their studies they become bald and old. This is the reason they are Cranky and waiting for a chance to get back at the big bad evil world
Mind games
She whispered "will it hurt me?"
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
"Of course not" answered he
"It's a very simple process,
You can rely on me."
She said "I'm very frightened,
I've not had this before.
My friend has had it five times
And said it can be sore."
It was growing rather painful
Tears formed in her eyes
It was hurting quite a bit now
It must have been a size.
"Calm yourself" he whispered
"His face filled with a grin
"Try and open wider
So I can get it in."
"It's coming now" he whispered
"I know" she cried in bliss
Feeling it deep within her now
She said "I am glad I'm having this."
And with a final effort
She gave a frightened shout
He gripped it in anguish
And quickly pulled it out.
She lay back quite contended
Sighed and gave a smile
She said "I'm glad I came now
You made it worth my while."
Now if you read this carefully
The dentist you will find
Is not what you imagined
It's just your dirty mind!!
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Bang boom Smash!!
Bang goes the bullet thru the doors
Boom goes the bomb amidst the snores
Smashing went a city beside the sea shore
Burnt crashed spent
The tale of a city with its life on rent
Slithering into the night
They had no mission, no fright
Boring lives of boring people
Turned exciting in the blink of an eye
The time had come for people to rise
To learn that money isn’t the only prize
Intermingling between the classes and the masses
They saw no difference in the body masses
A life is a life
Worth to be taken
No one stirred, no one shaken
They came. They saw. They almost conquered
But alas! They would have almost prospered
Some rose above the lines of duty
They fell to rise up in glory
The end wasn’t pretty
It was bloody n gory
All the reporters saw, was a good story
The rise and fall of unsung heroes
The helplessness of people, the face of villains
An award worthy story of their crimes and their pains
A few days later, the storm had died
A few people laughed and fewer cried
Girls wandering in their skimpy clothes
Guys following them in their fancy shoes
Cars still running at the speed of snails
The spirit of the city was up for sale
There was other important work to be done
And we shall wait another day to be stunned!!
Boom goes the bomb amidst the snores
Smashing went a city beside the sea shore
Burnt crashed spent
The tale of a city with its life on rent
Slithering into the night
They had no mission, no fright
Boring lives of boring people
Turned exciting in the blink of an eye
The time had come for people to rise
To learn that money isn’t the only prize
Intermingling between the classes and the masses
They saw no difference in the body masses
A life is a life
Worth to be taken
No one stirred, no one shaken
They came. They saw. They almost conquered
But alas! They would have almost prospered
Some rose above the lines of duty
They fell to rise up in glory
The end wasn’t pretty
It was bloody n gory
All the reporters saw, was a good story
The rise and fall of unsung heroes
The helplessness of people, the face of villains
An award worthy story of their crimes and their pains
A few days later, the storm had died
A few people laughed and fewer cried
Girls wandering in their skimpy clothes
Guys following them in their fancy shoes
Cars still running at the speed of snails
The spirit of the city was up for sale
There was other important work to be done
And we shall wait another day to be stunned!!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Terrorist Dreams!!
If i were a Terrorist running in the sun.
I'll put on my shades and take out my gun
pray to the almighty and begin to act like a clown..
steal a BMW and drive it round the town..
pump up the volume and roll down the windows..
When i get tired i'll go make some widows..
then steal a Merc and put on an Armani jacket..
Throw some grenades and create a huge racket..
I'll make some bombs and mix some molotov cocktails too..
Then plant the bombs in a secret zoo ..
for my evening break go for a swim in the sea..
After that i'll burn the city with glee..
I'll sync the bombs to my precision Swiss watch..
then sit in the bar and drink some scotch..
a couple of drinks later i don't want to pay the bill..
So i take my AK 47 and go for the kill..
I light a havana cigar on my way out..
Watch the people scream and shout..
Get into the limo waiting outside for me..
Put on some Punjabi music and plan to flee.
Last stop ahead i head to the helipad..
My helicopter delayed due to traffic which was bad..
This fills my heart with rage
and so i begin my jihadi rampage..
Call my fidayeen and ask them to come up with their innovative plans ..
i ask them to ngage in a game of bomber man..
As i log on to my website and address my fans..
They belong to all classes from politicians to the common man..
A couple of film stars and members of the ku klux klan..
A few item girls too for my pleasure
a few of them from the legislature
Its night and getting pretty late..
I have to prepare for my date with fate.
I board the plane waitin for me .
Take it for a short flight with my friends - ash n sush
We head to America and search for our guru mr bush.
Such a charismatic little man - full of drama .
He was having dinner with our dear Mr Osama .
We take our pay checks and plan an adventure trip to New york city.
Our plan is to kill innocent ppl without remorse or pity..
we fly high up into the air ...
Have some Mile high fun and crash into Times Square.:)
I'll put on my shades and take out my gun
pray to the almighty and begin to act like a clown..
steal a BMW and drive it round the town..
pump up the volume and roll down the windows..
When i get tired i'll go make some widows..
then steal a Merc and put on an Armani jacket..
Throw some grenades and create a huge racket..
I'll make some bombs and mix some molotov cocktails too..
Then plant the bombs in a secret zoo ..
for my evening break go for a swim in the sea..
After that i'll burn the city with glee..
I'll sync the bombs to my precision Swiss watch..
then sit in the bar and drink some scotch..
a couple of drinks later i don't want to pay the bill..
So i take my AK 47 and go for the kill..
I light a havana cigar on my way out..
Watch the people scream and shout..
Get into the limo waiting outside for me..
Put on some Punjabi music and plan to flee.
Last stop ahead i head to the helipad..
My helicopter delayed due to traffic which was bad..
This fills my heart with rage
and so i begin my jihadi rampage..
Call my fidayeen and ask them to come up with their innovative plans ..
i ask them to ngage in a game of bomber man..
As i log on to my website and address my fans..
They belong to all classes from politicians to the common man..
A couple of film stars and members of the ku klux klan..
A few item girls too for my pleasure
a few of them from the legislature
Its night and getting pretty late..
I have to prepare for my date with fate.
I board the plane waitin for me .
Take it for a short flight with my friends - ash n sush
We head to America and search for our guru mr bush.
Such a charismatic little man - full of drama .
He was having dinner with our dear Mr Osama .
We take our pay checks and plan an adventure trip to New york city.
Our plan is to kill innocent ppl without remorse or pity..
we fly high up into the air ...
Have some Mile high fun and crash into Times Square.:)
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