Bird of Paradise

Messages flood the inbox
I have nothing more to say
A Bird of paradise causes a flutter
Every time she passes my way
The winter sun shining not so bright
Bring hope into this Gloomy day
The loss of words strikes me hard
I fall into the pit and hit the bottom hard
I am left speechless by the bird of prey
Blessed with an eagle eye for the humble and wry
She swoops down upon to pick me up
I was shattered n shorn
Lonely n forlorn
Until she helped me today
A moment of magic transformed my moments of despair
I wanted to confess but was left stranded outside her lair
She had an aura of fantasy
Was a glorious little enigma
Reality or imagination
She was full of a charisma
And when she transforms,
From a royal beast to a ballistic beauty
The Gods almost forget their duty
Angels whisper in hushed tones
The devil waits for her to come back home
In anguish and waiting for repair
She comes as breath of fresh air
From the land of the purple trees
Chirpy like the parrots
Attracted to her as rabbits are to carrots
Her moods change in the blink of an eye
She transforms into an angel and makes me fly
Invites me to a drink in the bar of paradise
Chaos and havoc were her drinks of choice
She creates one for me with her sweet smile
Drunken n drowsy I look into her eyes
The angel transforms into a tropical butterfly
She plays n flies around in and out of my head
She screws the inner connections n wires instead
She proves the old idioms right
“A tropical butterfly like a beauty from Hawaii
Can create a storm amidst the clear sky”
My thoughts are a blur
All I think is of her
When I come back to my senses the butterfly is gone
Into the night I see a fawn
Doe eyed I look out for it
I realise the game is not over as yet
I have recovered from shock n awe
The knight is ready to serve n protect
To save the bird in its various forms
Sapped n tired, the doe transforms
Back into her original form
A beautiful girl, neither timid nor weak
Just a simple one, humble n sleek
Too shy to call for help
Yet strong enough to overpower an elf
As we drive into the night, the trees passing by
Moments of the night flash bright
Curls of her hair distract my sight
Remind me of the ocean waves having fun
And dancing in the morning sun
The city awakens and begins to hum
I put on the shades n drive into the traffic ahead
Just hoping that she could make us fly, instead.

Burning Up!!

I hope that the sun shines down on the sea
And that the sea will burst into a dance of glee
The splashing waves the sultry babes
I hope they will drench the city
Cool the heat of the scalding sun
Who shall win the war between the earth and the sun
Jumping into the ocean
I become the oceans chief ,the seas call me commander
The sun was my foe n my army raging with thunder
Could this be our biggest blunder
The sun was burning in a fit of rage
Like a hungry tiger let out of its cage
With nothing to lose and all ready for the game
I leady my jittery watery army into the battle plain
He spits fire
My army upto it
Balls of fury smothered my cavalry
My infantry shootsout guns of water
But the bullets fizzle out with a hiss and splatter
The war goes on and I smell a rat
Some of my people are fighting for the sun.
Oh! Drat
They are hell bent on destroying the seas
All I wanted was to see them run and flee
They smoked the skies n burnt the trees
Filled up my ocean with their shit for free
My army sick and my soldiers wounded
The sun triumphs and I’m left astounded
As I ponder in my prison cell
We are all responsible for this collective hell!

Finding myself!!

My research ends with Google search
Trying to find my true self
Delving into my thoughts
Search spiders scrambling my brains
My mind is roaming in the alpine plains
Plunging into the pacific from there
My mind is on a trip to nowhere
No stone unturned
No site unsearched
The results are about to be shown to me
Alas! Google returns no results for me
Confused yet determined in the search for glory
I head towards unexplored territory
I stare and gaze at the library steps
Hoping this will lead me to my destiny
A building so far I hadn’t entered before
Was supposedly my pathway to glory?
The spirit walk was about to begin
No one to disturb me
I am engulfed by an atmosphere of serenity
So I sit at a desk
My mind calm n cool
I close my eyes to think
But all I can see is an ocean of ink!
Drowning into my sketchy thoughts
I fall into slumber
When I wake up, I find myself amidst logs of lumber
Been thrown out of the place
I gather myself as my thoughts pick up pace
The librarian, an evil bitch to the core
Was mad at me for my rendezvous full of sleep and snores
She triumphed, as she saw me fail
In my endeavour to find my Holy Grail

Classroom Woes!!

Excuse me! Said the student to the teacher, once
I have a doubt, are u a dunce?
You try to explain, but I don’t understand
You try and try, but so do i
After a while my mind begins to fly
From the depths of the ocean to the heights of the sky
My mind wanders like an amphibious butterfly
Wings of fire, fluttering at the speed of souls
I fly so fast that I scare the ghouls
I burn out my wings my heart begins to sing
And soon I forget all about the class, oh! Dear
And all I desire is a glassful of beer 

ambigram of imagine

Devil's Whore

Weekly Mayhem!!!

A Blizzard of snow
makes the world go slow
A ray of shine
Makes a bad Monday fine
Alabaster,armenta and Orscenia
all of Tuesday's colours in my head
Sleeping through Wednesday on my bed
no worries no tension
no money no pension
The flowers continue to wilt away
The worries seem to come and stay
Trafficking my sorrows and peddling my grief
Ir realize i have woken but am still in my briefs
My destiny lay elsewhere
i was treading the wrong path
Questions never cease to end
Why is a curve also a bend
A bump in the path
or a runway to glory
Art on Thursday
Tiredness of the body
Friday night mayhem for Saturday night derby
A day's chore a night of slumber ,excuse me could i have ur phone number
add me to your shopping cart
eat in or takeaway
keep it or use and throw away
A xerox copy of my feelings put up for sale on eBay
some bids come someone will take them away
and maybe remember to die another day
by Sunday all shall be gone and little to stay
all i know is that i live for today

Ah! Sweet Freedom

Free me! Said a lonely bird
Cry like the river
Sadness in my heart
My wings began to quiver
Winter nights chill my bones
The sun stopped to shine
The moonlight was sublime
The empty road, my empty heart
Nothing to fear, i have no heart
Stone cold the breath inside
Fighting winter like a brave knight
Winter in the month of July
Never heard of such a lie?
A wintry watery imaginary heart
Some warmth required
Some love desired
With abated breath
Staring at a ghastly myth
Serenading across the moor
Across the sky neither dark nor azure
The world made no sense
A state of despair
I was alone from a pair
No one to share hope with
No one to grieve
One step wrong and all was lost
Like a survivor of a blast
Hope and tragedy
Some help needed
No problems- just go to bed.

Spare some Change for REvenge

The years roll on
the tears flow on
Time Burns,Time heals
its like i slipped on a banana peel
Made a laughing stock out of myself
Thats all i could manage without any help
Friends turn foes n foes turn friends
Its just the beginning of the change of trends
Held guilty for not heeding to ad'vice' of my friends
Change of motives, change in plans
Blood,Sin, Betrayal, Money, Bedlam
Things are changing like a rotating fan
How stupid do i make myself sound
i feel like a rabbit being chased by a hound
FUCK! the world ,good turns bad
Motives have changed for good or bad

Rider in the storm

I rode into the storm alone,
Didn't know what was in store for me....
Left me wondering at my foolishness..
To venture into the stormy sea..
No worry no tension..
No money no pension..
Bravado or plain stupidity..
Reducing danger to a mere fallacy..
as i gazed into the starry skies
The grander scheme of things played out..
Everything became ever so clear..
Who am i to change the past or the future..
Am i the king or the pawn..
Left waiting for a new dawn..
A new day comes
A new adventure shall come

The Beginning of Terror

I lost a lot and then some more
There was nothing I could lose anymore
I stopped to care
I stopped to stare
I stopped
Everything was a shade of grey
Nothing but a shade of grey
Looked like a”tide” had swept everything away
I didn’t know what to do
Should I stay and play
Or laugh my sorrow away
Sorrow for losing something I never had
Or something I could but was too lazy to work hard
I don’t know n never might
As I lazed in the moonless night
No aim no pain to break me apart
No fear just the Numbness in my heart
Life was not so simple I realised
I have erred and there had to be redemption
I had been an emotional fool
Poured my heart to anyone who cared
What did I know it was a mere social obligation?
To suffer once is to condemn oneself to an eternity of suffering
A vicious circle, of pain and remorse
Now others must pay, for it is their turn
I have paid my dues and so must they
Pay for what they have transformed me into
The payment shall be made
Wait, wait and wait......
The time is never right.

birdie birdie

BIRDIE BIRDIE IN THE SKY,
DROPPED A POOPIE IN MY EYE,
ME DONT WORRY, ME DONT CRY
ME JUST HAPPY COZ COWZ DONT FLY

Barney's Dream

There once was a well-dressed man,
Who made a young lady a fan,
She gave him her number,
He laid pipe like a plumber,
Then before she awoke he ran.

All the fair lasses kept starin',
At a lad in the tavern MacLaren,
They fought for this stud,
In their bras and the mud,
Must be that pinstripe he's wearin'.

There was a young lass from Killarney,
Who promised a gentleman named Arnie,
That she only was his
Though a fat lie this is,
'Cause last night she was screaming O'Barney.

A man in a sharp navy blazer
Clearly hand-tailored by razor,
Went on a roll,
Captured his goal,
And never got tagged by a laser.

I was in love with a chick named Pam,
Who showed me pics of her fam,
Pretty cute cat,
But her mom was fat,
So I dumped her that night on the tram.

Ctrl+Alt+Delete

Control alter delete....
My life never followed this instruction..
It never reset like my PC after an error..
Errors are a part of my process..
Wish there was a task manager who controlled my active processes..
My mind gets weighed down with a deluge of facts..
Almost hitting of as Hard in the gastro-intestinal tract...
Rhyming words never made much sense
But still in an age to achieve poetic beauty there has to be a pact..
Holy WWW shit,Sync up with my Pod,
Lets go fishing without a rod
Random is a state of mind...
Never thought much abou something
Or anything much about something
She had driven me crazy
In the winter sun i suffer heartburn
On the green blades of glassy grass
I lay there stoned as a red meteor from outer space..
Musings of a broken heart...
The emptiness of feelings in the vast wilderness of this ugly world
Life as it is in this Dog eat Pig Universe of ours..
The pain lingers ...
The sense of achievement lost in oblivion..
Respect, Power, Agony, Dogma...
All part of this unholy shit..
Swearing is illegal
But who the FUCK cares???
Heartburn is common ailment
But its cure uncommon to all..
I confess my sins to all those who care ..
But soon i realize they aren't to many who do so
Don't know why i do so many things to hurt others
But i must confess..
It gives immense pleasure to disturb people when they are busy :P

random poetry

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty dumpty had a great fall...
All the king horses and all the kings men
Kicked him and threw him again..

Avram Grant had pudding n pie,
Kissed the players n made them cry,
And when Abrahamovic came out to play
He kissed him too coz they were all gay :D

Classwork in progress....

classwork

Ambigram of AMAN

An Ambigram of my name

Poetry we missed out in nursery...

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass'
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
***** ****** * ********





Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

street fight

The only I waited for her to be one with me
Separation between us was ‘he’
He was an idiot although smart and bright
I challenged him to fight or flight
The fight ensued, he was no weakling
Whatever the result, the fight was to be thrilling
The crowds cheered, some booed us thru
The cops came and placed their bets too
The odds were stacked against me four to one
At this point he took out his gun
Then shocked and stunned I fell to the ground
Some smiled and left, some stayed and frowned
Then I realized he had the brains of a goat
I was lying there hapless as the captain of a sinking boat
He assumed me to be scared and intimidated
But my courage was just a façade
I was frightened to the core
But I wouldn’t let him make her his whore
Butting on a brave face was never so hard
My hands were trembling so was my back
The raging sense of pain flaming inside
The fire of passion burning bright
His eyes were glowing embers, the gun shone in his hand
All I could think was how to ask for her hand
The cops were waiting, so were the cops
The fumes of their money breathing down our backs
I was beaten down but was fighting to win
Although some may consider this as punishment for my sins
Why had I neglected her?
The question tormented me
As I pondered over this question that night
I almost forgot about the fight
He hit me on the head with the gun
And steadied his aim on my head, my arms and legs writhing in pain
Three...two...one and then he fired it
I was lucky I dodged it, or this might have been the end
He charged at me with all his might but I managed to trip him as he bend
The gun flew out of his hand into the dark
His head banged against the tree bark
I still wanted to hit him but finally I realized
That he was fighting for her too
Instead of him on the floor it cold have been me too
There was no point in attacking a fainted man
I left him there to be picked up by the ambulance van
Then I walked up straight into her arms as she trembled with fright
Her body’s warmth drove away the chill of the night
...The beacon of our love shining bright …

classwork contd...

i forgot the song........

I fell asleep in history class

Dreamt I was laying on a patch of grass

Listening to my 120 petabyte iPod

On this one song my head began to nod


It had a brilliant, damn catchy tune

I liked the fast beats also pretty soon

The lyrics were simple but happy so

at least they weren't filled with bloody emo


Mrs Fernandez, that wrinkled bitch

She woke me up and she gave me a speech

Through it all I remembered the song

Except for the fact that the lyrics were gone


La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la

That's what I sang, that's what I sang.


All the kids gave me a funny look

But I didn't stop, and that's what it took

Everyone started to sing along

Even Mrs Fernandez, the bitch, liked the song.


La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la

That's what we sang, that's what we sang.

random bakwaas

Roses are Green, Violets are Yellow,
But I am not a dirty fellow,
And becoz u r always on my mind,
I have become colourblind!




U r my rose, I am ur flower.
U r my bulb ,I am ur power.
Without u in my life there is no light.
Will u go dancing with me tonight??

winkle twinkle

starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up

classwork

Da Whorehouse

In the city ashore
There lived a whore
Her stomach starved for flour
Spread eagle on the floor
The trucker came aboard
And she was left all floored
No one cared for her pain
It was all about gain
The bitches in the house
Were all scared of the mouse
No one was alert enough
To even hear her cough
She screamed and moaned
Till it appeared she was moaned
The trucker was having fun
As his hand reached out for his gun
And in the still of the night
He heightened her sense of fright
And shot the whore in her ass
So there stood the lass
Who was stoned by the gas
She could feel no pain
There was nothing left to gain
She moaned in ecstasy
As he crept out of his darkest fantasy
And she lay there alone
Wanting to go home
There was not an iota of shame
And the poet thinks the poem is lame

Musings of a knight on a rainy night

The sky was grey and like a blur,
All I could do was to think of her,
She left me, betrayed me
But still I thought she loved me
I was a fool to fall in love with that girl
But here I was mourning in betrayal.
The raindrops splittering-splattering on the road
I had nothing to do but stand there getting bored,
I stared across the road for a while,
There was nothing but emptiness for a mile,
Nature was sleeping,
The skies were weeping.
The wind in my hair…
Heightened my sense of despair
I thought about the aim of my life
Was it all reduced to find myself a wife?
Who would take care of me and my family too?
Or maybe treat me like an animal from the zoo…
Then suddenly something caught my eye
Like a bolt of lightening from the sky
I saw a pretty girl wearing a small little frock
Standing in the rain as still as a rock
Her eyes were like emeralds and her faced glowed like the sun
As I approached her she began to run
I followed her till the bridge across the river
As then she stopped and began to shiver
She looked at me with no emotion.
And as I came closer, she was about to jump
I wanted to stop her but my throat was blocked by a lump
Our eyes met and there she stopped
I felt my heart was about to pop
A girl as beautiful I had never seen
In reality or in a magazine
She appeared to have descended with the rains from above
I finally realized that this could be true love
My thoughts were racing at the speed of light
Searching to the words that may just sound right
Never had I wanted someone so bad
All I wanted to know why was she so sad
Time was ticking
I knew she wouldn’t stay there waiting
But in the depth of my heart I almost knew
That she had feelings for me too
I asked her about her history
She began telling me her sad love story
I realized we were aboard the same ship
And this might be blossoming into a serious relationship
I waited for her to make the first move
But she thought along the same groove
Amidst the silence of the seas
We were teleported to the world of the purple trees
It seemed so right yet so wrong
Like Ms. Kelly making love to Mr. Wong
Finally the silence was broken and so was my heart
She left me to see the new mega mart
I wondered why I was in shackles and the birds so free
And why was she so pretty unlike me
Did she feel the same for me?
Or was it a myth of the land of the purple trees
I still do wonder if those words I had said
Would her heart for me have bled?
Those tears of sorrow from my eyes to her feet
Have swept the ground beneath her feet
I still feel the same for her, my dear
And she would have been mine if wasn’t for my silly fear
And there I was lying on my deathbed here
Telling the story of my first love to my friends, so dear.

To Snowball...

Oh! Snowball packed with care,
Smack a head that’s Unaware.
Then with freezing Ice to Spare,
Melt and soak through Underwear.
Fly straight and true,
Hit hard and square,
This Oh! Snowball is my prayer.